Port Royal
AKA Pirate Bar
2363 College Drive

Avast Me Hearties,

Me crew returned to port and needed an ale house to satisfy international tastes. We knew we were in friendly waters when we saw the Jolly Roger on the prow. (Translation: We needed good but inexpensive beer.)
The saucy wenches behind the bar can assist ye scallywags with hundreds of bottled beers from the Barbary Coast to the shores of Tripoli. Beware, landlubbers might lose their sea legs after a few strong Belgium brews. For the gamer there be Foosball and Golden Tee. The risque murals located in the loo are enough to make a young lass blush. (Translation: Staff: knowledgeable. Excellent beer selection. Large penis paintings in the ladies room.)
If the buried treasure yer seek is in the form of a golden grog, drop anchor and prepare to board the Port Royal, and if all of ye libations make yer hungry, plunder some grub next door at Waffle House.

Dive Bar Wench

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