Cupid was an Oompa Loompa

To quote Gene Wilder in Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”
Instead of giving your love a heart-shaped box and a stuffed teddy bear that will eventually become a dog toy,
bestow the gift that keeps on giving: BOOZE. Buy all the ingredients to one of these dessert cocktails, go over
to her place, shake up some magic in a glass, man up, and put the moves on your sweet. These are cocktails
that would make the scrumdiddlyumptious Wonka Bar proud.

Agave Kiss: 2 oz Silver Tequila, 1 oz white crème de cacao, 1 oz heavy cream, 1/2 oz Chambord, fresh
raspberries for garnish. Combine ingredients and ice in cocktail shaker, mix, and serve up in a martini glass,
garnish.

Chocolate Martini: 1/2 oz Vodka, 1/2 oz Kahlua, 1/2 oz Baileys Irish Cream, 1/2 oz Crème de Cacao (dark), 1/2
oz Godiva Chocolate Liqueur, 1/2 oz half & half. Shake with ice-cubes in a cocktail shaker, strain and serve up in
a martini glass.

A couple of these and she will want to push that big red button on the Wonkavator for sure.

Kisses,
cherrythedivebargirl@gmail.com

PS—Singles…It is OK to drink alone on this Hallmark holiday. Just don’t get sloppy and call an ex crying.
Remember your pride.

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