Cupid was an Oompa Loompa

To quote Gene Wilder in Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”
Instead of giving your love a heart-shaped box and a stuffed teddy bear that will eventually become a dog toy,
bestow the gift that keeps on giving: BOOZE. Buy all the ingredients to one of these dessert cocktails, go over
to her place, shake up some magic in a glass, man up, and put the moves on your sweet. These are cocktails
that would make the scrumdiddlyumptious Wonka Bar proud.

Agave Kiss: 2 oz Silver Tequila, 1 oz white crème de cacao, 1 oz heavy cream, 1/2 oz Chambord, fresh
raspberries for garnish. Combine ingredients and ice in cocktail shaker, mix, and serve up in a martini glass,

Chocolate Martini: 1/2 oz Vodka, 1/2 oz Kahlua, 1/2 oz Baileys Irish Cream, 1/2 oz Crème de Cacao (dark), 1/2
oz Godiva Chocolate Liqueur, 1/2 oz half & half. Shake with ice-cubes in a cocktail shaker, strain and serve up in
a martini glass.

A couple of these and she will want to push that big red button on the Wonkavator for sure.


PS—Singles…It is OK to drink alone on this Hallmark holiday. Just don’t get sloppy and call an ex crying.
Remember your pride.